Calm Your Tits! Mug

Product Description: In the aviary of life, when the squawks and flutters become too much, it's time to perch down with the Calm Your Tits! Mug. This mug isn't just a vessel for your favorite beverages; it's a humorous nudge to take a moment for yourself, to settle the feathers and find your inner peace.

With a full 14 oz capacity, it's the ideal size for your robust roasts or tranquil teas. Plus, it's both microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring your calming ritual is as seamless as possible.

Presented in a beautiful, recyclable gift box, this mug makes a fantastic present for anyone with a love for birds or a need for a light-hearted break. And for added fun, pair it with our Calm Your Tits Card Game for a fully fledged chill session!

Key Features:

• Comical and Cheery: A playful phrase to brighten your day.
• Generous Size: 14 oz capacity for those well-deserved, large, comforting drinks.
• Convenient and Carefree: Effortlessly heatable in the microwave and easy to clean in the dishwasher.
• Thoughtful Packaging: Comes ready to gift in a recyclable box.
• Perfect Pairing: Check out the companion Calm Your Tits Card Game for more laughs.

Take a sip and let tranquility take wing with the Calm Your Tits! Mug.